It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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