I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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