she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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