it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
foreskin is a definite game changer
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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