Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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