i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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