I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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