butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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