Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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