I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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