if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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