I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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