Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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