just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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