I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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