Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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