I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
