Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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