That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
