I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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