I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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