so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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