Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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