we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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