the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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