Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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