My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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