my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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