There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
