who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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