bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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