Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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