My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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