he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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