By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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