the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
