so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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