you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Alive.
So much puke
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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