He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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