I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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