if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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