just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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