So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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