stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
