We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
i've created a new STD.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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