great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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