Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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