I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Randomize
