I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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