No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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