he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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