the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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